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Scary MoVie (2013)

Scary MoVie (2013)

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Scary MoVie (2013)

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Eu não faço tal fita, se
é algo que você faz com todas as meninas.

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Todas as meninas
Não, eu ficar com uma menina.

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Eu não estaria em qualquer lugar na web
vou voltar manter um perfil baixo.

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Minha vida privada é privada.

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pensei
você nunca tinha feito isso antes.

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- O que é isso
- Filmes que tenho alugadas.

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- Brandy e eu na posição do missionário
- Uma história sobre duas meninas, -

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- Que se tornam freiras
- O que é isso ?

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configuração da câmera padrão
a segurança em casa.

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plantas perfeitamente normal. Nada de especial.
Extremamente simples. Ele tem tudo, então.

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Por que eles estão visando sua cama?

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No caso em que um assaltante
vai roubar a minha coleção de pornografia.

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- Vamos para a cama
-. Vamos acabar logo com isso.

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- Vou estar no tribunal amanhã
- Juiz Henderson?

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Eu gostaria que isso fosse verdade. Thomson.

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- Isso é uma merda
- Um pequeno acidente com o carro..

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me fazer um favor. Não dirija mais.

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Como querida. Você está com medo
minha segurança no carro.

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Temo pela minha saúde
Eu sou pedestre.

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Desculpe
Foi o meu monitoramento de álcool.

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Sorry. Um momento por favor.
Marcação eletrônica.

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O que você está fazendo?

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me preparar.

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Tens a certeza de que estamos sozinhos? Eu
é como se há alguém na casa.

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- Você ouviu isso
- Não foi nada?.

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- O que é
- Alguém que puxa uma mangueira de idade.

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-. que você pode fazer amanhã, Raoul
- Sim, senhor.

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Vamos, isso era bom.

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Vá em frente com você, Emilio.

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- Charlie, eu tenho medo
- Não há nada a temer.

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vou chamá-lo mais tarde.

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NO ACORDO DE LINDSAY

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eu penso, eu estou fora.

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Realmente
Que tal amanhã. Você tem alguma coisa?

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vou surpree...

 

Sinopse

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan get together to make a sex tape with over 20 cameras beside Charlie's bed. The time-lapsed tape fast forwards through the two doing all sorts of bedroom antics, including gymnastics, riding a horse, and having clowns jump in under the sheets. Charlie is pulled into the air by a paranormal force and thrown against walls, shelves, and doors until he lands on the bed again. Lindsay is frightened so she decides to go home when she flies into the air as well; she becomes possessed and throws him into the camera and kills him. The text explains that Charlie's body was found that day but he didn't stop partying until days later, and that his three kids were found missing, Lohan was arrested, again, and a reward was put out for the missing children.Several months later, Snoop Dogg and Mac Miller are walking in the Humboldt County woods in search of cannabis plants to steal. After stealing one and fleeing, they take shelter in a cabin in the woods. Upon entering they see three strange creatures, later confirmed to be Charlie's children, and turn them in for the reward. The feral children are placed in isolation at a child development research center for a few months until they are deemed well enough to be returned to familial custody. When Charlie's brother, Dan Sanders and his wife Jody come to collect them, they are told they can have them if they agree to stay in a large suburban middle-class home fitted with security cameras. Jody is reluctant to take the kids at first but soon adjusts to having them. In an attempt to bond with their new children, Jody auditions for a ballet performance, Swan Lake, and is cast in the lead role as the Swan Queen.Meanwhile, a continuing pattern of bizarre paranormal activity in their new home makes them investigate further. They eventually learn from the children that the attacks on their home are by "Mama", the mother of the children, who is under a curse and is trying to get them back so she can sacrifice both herself and the children. Maria, the couple's Hispanic live-in maid, is frightened and keeps experimenting with various rituals, Catholic and otherwise, to ward off the evil spirits in the house. During the day, Dan is frustrated with the modest progress of his test subjects at a primate intelligence research facility; ironically, Dan is not bright enough to realize that one of the chimpanzees, Caesar, is now actually much smarter than him.Jody (Ashley Tisdale) and Dan, with the help of Jody's close friend Kendra, must quickly find a way to lift the curse and save their family. Along the way, they seek the assistance of psychic Blaine Fulda, who turns out to be a complete fraud, and a dream extractor named Dom Kolb, who helps them understand that the solution to their problems lies in the mysterious Book of the Dead. However, Jody and Kendra fail to see what the book is capable of, oblivious to five friends continuously becoming possessed and reviving in the cabin. They wreck havoc when either of the two read the two passages of the book; one that unleashes demons, "gort klaatu barada nikto", and the other that revives them from possession. When "Mama" takes the children to a cliff to sacrifice them, Jody fails to lift the curse with the book, but does manage to knock the evil spirit into Snoop Dogg and Mac Miller's pool containing a live shark, which then devours her.Realizing the love for her adopted children is all she needs in life, Jody gives the part of the Swan Queen to Kendra, who performs the dance in the style to that of a stripper. The performance is heavily applauded by an audience that includes Jody, Dan, the children, and Madea. The story's narrator is revealed to be Caesar, who then informs the audience that the humans should enjoy as much time they had on earth and says that apes will one day take over the world.In a post credit scene, Charlie wakes up, with Dom Kolb sitting beside him, from a dream extraction (which the dream was the whole movie). After Kolb informs that Charlie will be sleeping with Lindsay Lohan, a car crashes into the room, killing Charlie. Revealing Lindsay as the driver, she gets out of the car, says to Kolb "You were driving" and throws him the keys, blaming the accident on him.

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